The three of us are in the swagger wagon. We’ve been running errands and are on our way home. I’m rubbing the right side of my forehead.
Kid 1: Mom, why are your rubbing your head?
Me: It hurts for some reason.
Kid 1: Why? What happened to it?
Me: I don’t know. It feels like I bumped it but I don’t remember bumping it.
Kid 1: Maybe a ghost punched you during the night.
Kid 2: Maybe you hit it in the pool yesterday and you don’t remember.
Kid 1: Or maybe you got bit by a wasp. A genetically mutated wasp!!! And now you are going to turn into Wasp Woman!!!!
Kid 2: Maybe it was a spider that bit you. There have been a lot of spiders outside lately.
Kid 1: No I think it was a wasp.
Kid 2: Well, I think it was a spider.
Kid 1: Wasp!
Kid 2: Spider!
Me: Now I think I know why my head hurts……