Me: Chris, bring me that board.
Chris: Bring you the cord?
Me: Bring me that board!
Chris: Bean and the ghord?
Chris: Oh! What board?
Me: Take this and this, and put them away.
Chris: Take it and throw it away?
Me: Nooo, take THIS and THIS and put them away
Chris: Take them far away?
Me: Chris, I think you’re a cool dude.
Chris: You’re in a good mood?
This goes on all day, every day. Until I just quit talking…..