1st: Notice my new cupcake background? yeah, that’s in honor of not eating sugar. If I can’t eat the cupcakes, I’ll use them to decorate my blog.
Now on to the things I’d never thought I’d say
1. I’m not eating sugar/I’m doing a sugar detox
2. No thank you, I’m not going to eat any of that fresh, hot, buttery bread
3. Get your pee in the toilet–not on the floor! I just cleaned the bathrooms! (Yeah, I live with all boys)
4. Go get a Clorox wipe and clean your boogies off the wall! (Again, I live with boys)
5. Did you put on underwear? (Boys again!)